someone has waited their entire life to put that title to use and if he is not promoted immediately i am calling the l.a. times and complaining
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Steve and Jeri wanted to build their grandkids a treehouse. We want Steve and Jeri to be our grandparents.
Can I have this as my house house?
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elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:
When I was in fifth grade I realized I liked girls but I was like “that’s a problem for another day” and literally forgot about it and then in like eleventh grade I was like “oh my god”
YOU PROCRASTINATED REALIZING YOUR SEXUALITY THAT’S IT YOU WIN YOU ARE THE QUEEN OF THE PROCRASTINATORS i bow to you
BAHAHAHAHA same thing. Except I procrastinated until 9th grade, but whatever
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z1c:
being 20+ on tumblr
Being 30+ on Tumblr
I’ve been waiting for this.
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John, what is your face, John.
I AM EXTREMELY UPSET
THIS IS MY EXTREME FROWN
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So Zac Efron won People’s Choice Awards for ”Favourite Dramatic movie actor”
and all I can think about is
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good posts with a long string of terrible comments
good posts with a self promo from lolsofunny and sodamnrelatable
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