May 2013
gothiethefairy:
when your friend is upset and you’re like
riceslut:
I GOOGLED EGG PHOBIA AND
2004: fear that people of the internet find me in real life.
2012: fear that real life people find me on the internet.
grampas:
the spectrum of human emotion is so beautiful
Waking up during an exam week
whatshouldwecallmedschool:
darnyill asked: >_< get better!
To the girlfag and guydyke haters (and all haters...
prettyboycrazy:
Hating on people who do not threaten you except your narrow mind is not only the lowest of low but speaks of nonexistent self-esteem.
All you do is projecting your self-hate on others. Hate spills do reveal their source not their supposed target. Why not use your energy for something worthwhile?
Just because you don’t understand something does not mean it doesn’t exist.
bullied:
i like online shopping and putting everything i want in a cart then checking my subtotal and laughing and closing the tab
Best Robbery ever
sclez:
tayathestrange:
This morning I heard news about the best robbery ever to happen in germany.
The emblem of the cookie manufacturer “Leibniz” was stolen from their headquaters: a huge golden Leibniz cookie.
A few hours later a video appeared of a guy in a Cookie-Monster-Costume. He blackmailed the Leibniz-Buisness-Group to donate Leibniz-Cookies to all hospitals around the area or...
When you ask your friends what the weather is like...
uctsnob:
Your friends are like:
When you eventually get to campus:
Every damn day
THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A VICIOUS CIRCLE
Unless you mean this:
Jaysus. Use your brain.
dustpelt:
“and you will have to present it in front of the class”
gorgeousdarren:
when you forget capslock is on and google something really aggressively by accident
thefunniestpost:
You really only understand how drunk you are when you’re peeing
bidenette:
it was the besta bynes
it was the worsta bynes
Medium roast coffee
NOOOOOOMMMM
hungarian:
*takes a nap* who am i
hipster-gamzee:
tails804:
randomstuff134:
sodamnrelatable:
take a moment to realize you have never seen your face in person, just reflections and pictures
some scientists agree that if you saw a clone of yourself, you wouldn’t recognise it as you, because our idea of what we look like is so different from what we actually look like
stop it stop it stop it stop it stop
help
